Centrelink Humour
This page is for any humourous text files that I can find about Centrelink. If you have any more email them to me via the Contact Form and I will add them when I can. Please check out the humourous Centrelink related pictures page as well.Centrelink Poem | Centrelink Song |
Last night as I lay sleeping I died or so it seemed Then I went to heaven But only in my dreams But then St Peter met me There at the pearly gates He said "I must check your record Please stand here and wait" He turned and said "Your record Is covered with terrible flaws On earth I see you laboured For every losing cause I see you drank alcohol And used smokes and drugs too Fact is you've done everything A good man should never do We can't have men like you up here Your life is full of sin" Then he read the last of my record Grasped my hand and said "Come in" He took me up to the big boss and said "Take him in and treat him well He used to work for Centrelink He's done his time in hell". Written by a current Centrelink Employee........ |
Petey Post a Comment The Sound of Centrelink" - From the Song: "The Sound of Settling" by Death Cab For Cutie Ive got an aching Just to go down to Centrelink That my pen was running out! The fucking papers repeating "I wish I had a gun to get me out" But you wish that they remembered your name...... [Bah, this is the sound of Centrelink Bah, Bah] [X2] The office is flooded With So many bloody dodgy cunts And I cant wait to get my pay And I'll stare and daydream Of all that money in my hand Just so I can get alot of grog [Bah, this is the sound of Centrelink Bah, Bah] [X4] ive got an aching Just to go down to Centrelink posted by Petey |